Stories Archive by Month - May

United States President Barack Obama in an emergency session with his cabinet again today over the Swine Flu, has requested that from now on to begin calling it, "Miss Piggy Flu". We're hurting here", stated Obama.

A desperate, pathetic attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family flopped with impunity on oranjes Koninginnedag (Queens Day, no, no, not that other species "camped" out in gay ol Amsterdam!) in the middle of Appeldorn,

Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long partner Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital. After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to

Producers at BGT are shamed-faced today, as tin-eared deranged, viewers of the programme have identified Susan Boyle as the voice behind the must have product of the eighties-'Bodyfurm Ladies thing-a-me-bobs.' The advert was a breakthrough; as

Here's my reward for sitting through Mutant Chronicles and Crank 2: High Voltage. This week I get to review X-Men Origins: Wolverine and next week I get the new Star Trek trailer. I'm not sure

Did Britain's Secret Intelligence Service Specially Recruit and Train Undercover Pervert to Protect UK's Porn Reserves? Ex-Secret Agent's Memoirs Make Astounding Claims!

Citing the need to avoid a mass swine flue epidemic, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden urged all U.S. residents to stay home, lock the doors, don't go outside, don't speak

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than