Stories Archive by Month - May
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Fears Spread That Sick Man May Have Tainted Toilet Water With Swine Flu
With new cases of swine flu coming to light by the hour, the Los Angeles County Health Department (LACHD) issued a warning that the area's toilet water may no longer be safe, after one resident
Schwinn Flu Outbreak In Us!
President Barack Obama tinkled his bell and blew his horn Monday, stating that the threat of spreading Schwinn Flu infections was a concern but "not a cause for alarm," while customs agents began checking people
J.k. Rowling To Write 8th Harry Potter Book
J.K. Rowling, during a series of press conferences yesterday, declared that she would be writing an eighth book in a series of seven Harry Potter books.
Rowling initially said, shortly after the 7th came out,
Britain's Got Talent- Hollie Steel Is A '12' Year Old Lady Says Bitter Man On Internet!
A bitter man on Ewe-tube, who owns a cat bearing a striking resemblance to "Pebbles-Cat', has made a startling claim that Hollie Steel is not a ten year old girl. No, she is possibly TWELVE
Mexican Flu Zombies Kidnap Miley Cyrus...then Drop Her Off At A Home Depot!
Mexico City - Ravaging hordes of Mexican Flu zombies raged onward toward the north as food supplies in this vanquished city of 13 million dwindled down to nothing. Homeland Security alerts have been posted as
Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon
Nostradamus, who gets things right in retrospect, predicted the current level 5 pandemic of Swine Flu - and indeed this is it - Armageddon. Hooray.
Morose singer Morrisey is ecstatic that the world is ending
Star Wars In Verse
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away A lord of the Sith named Darth Vader, one day Absconded a ship as he searched for a plan And he captured the Princess of
Prick Up Your Ears
Are UK Radio Broadcasters Forcing Innocent Man to Commit Sex Offences? Victim Claims Wrapping Genitalia in Tin Foil is Only Way to Deflect Perverse Radio Waves Being Beamed at Them!
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