Stories Archive by Month - May
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Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore
Dolly Parton Found Floating "Tits Up" And Plucked From Raging Nashville River!
Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging
The Day After C&w Singer Chely Wright Reveals She's A Lesbian Dolly Parton Proclaims: "Not Me, No Way Josã©, I Like Peckers!"
NASHVILLE - The day after country music songstress Chely Wright announced that she is a lesbian, one of country music's icon's Dolly Parton has stated that she is not a lesbian and that she is
Nba's Biggest Cry Babies Revealed
Before Carlos Boozer leaves the locker room, he walks in front of the mirror and says, "I am a special, kind, talented person and mean words can't hurt me anymore. I am a somebody."
This has
Mexico Says It Will Arrest Any Tourists Who Are From Arizona
MEXICO CITY - In a politically motivated move that has been both applauded and criticized, the government of Mexico has just mandated that all Mexican law enforcement officers have been instructed to stop any and
Investing In Democracy?
Are Tories' Preparing to Literally Buy Victory in General Election? Right Wing Think Tank Proposes Strategy of Buying Votes and Claiming Corruption on Expenses to Avoid Hung Parliament!
Dancing With The Stars Begs Kate Gosselin To Come Back
In a rare, never before seen move on Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are begging Kate Gosselin to come back and compete. "There's been a terrible mistake," said a spokesperson. "The judges were
Brenda Song Records "He Kissed My Cinco De Mayo" As A Tribute To George Lopez
LOS ANGELES - Brenda Song, one of the most popular young stars on the Disney Channel has just recorded a song that she dedicated to comedian George Lopez.
The song is titled, "He Kissed My Cinco
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