Stories Archive by Month - May
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Jennifer Aniston Dropped Something
Paparazzi lenses were aflutter early this morning in a desperate scramble to be the first to capture an image of an item which fell from Jennifer [...]
Derek Acorah Calendar 2011
Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months.
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President Obama Names Vera Baker To Be His New Traveling Personal Assistant
SEATTLE - President Barack Obama spoke before the annual convention of The Retired Lumberjacks of The Northwest Order. He praised their hard work, their devoted work ethic, their ability to cut down a 70-foot pine
Brown Rewrites Monopoly Rules
In a daring bid to change outdated regulations in the financial sector, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has rewritten the rules of Monopoly.
Mr Brown's new version of the once-popular board game has dramatically reduced the
Cheryl Cole Named The Sexiest Woman On The Planet
LONDON - Cheryl Cole was shopping at ASDA when she was informed that she had just been named by FHM Magazine as its 'Sexiest Woman on The Planet.'
"Chezza" dropped a package of crumpets she was
A New Kind of Study Abroad Program
In recent news, Sam Smith, a junior and hipster at Doody University, will be joining the military and fighting in Iraq in order to get the emotional experience for the poetry collection he is working
Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater And The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len "The Old Geezer" Goodman stood up, did a cartwheel and told Olympic gold medal ice skating champion Evan Lysacek that he saw him skating on ice
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