Stories Archive by Month - May

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars did not want to see it, but sadly Pamela Anderson is the latest casualty of the dancing reality show. Pamela Anderson, showed that at the age of

The Prime Minister, in a last ditch attempt to remain in power, er, no, in an attempt to appear transparent and fair, has decided that in order to save the country a fortune, the general

The Mirror today published a list of parties they say we should consider if we are to keep the Conservatives out of power. Due to the scaremongering by both Tories and Labour about the dangers of

"Charles Darwin's family suffered from the deleterious effects of inbreeding, suggests a new study that serves as ironic punctuation to the evolutionary theorist's life work", according to a new report in Primates Magazine. "It's fascinating that...

The third ever issue of The Lemon Press will be hitting the University of York campus on Thursday afternoon. There’ll be copies in Vanbrugh, Langwith, on the persons of a number of our beautiful members,

In the interests of fairness this general election, here’s a screen grab from the BNP website for all potential voters to get stuck into. Screenshot recovered by Jamie Gallimore Edit: find out just how incompetent the BNP are HERE.

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were last night arguing over her teeth, presumably having nothing better to do since their wealthy husbands are likely away on 'business'. "I refuse to accept she's had any

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