Stories Archive by Month - May
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General Patraeus Announces Launch of Operation Afghan Daisy Chain
WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. troops in Kandahar, the spiritual homeland of the Taliban, are preparing to launch what may very well be the most peaceful offensive yet in a conflict that has now lasted nearly
Banksy' Ancestor Faked 'The Turin Shroud'
Iconic graffiti artist, Banksy has astounded the world by revealing that his great, great, great, great, great grandfather, Giovan de Banco, a 16th century Italian painter was responsible for making The Turin Shroud - probably
Phoenix Hoping To Become New Mecca For Metrosexuals
New York, NY - Now that Phoenix is ridding itself of its "melting pot of the Southwest" image, its Chamber of Commerce is doing everything it can to attract metrosexuals to their fair city-if you
Hitler's Neuroticism Followed Gas Attack
Hitler, it now appears was unfairly treated after he and his comrades fell victim to a gas attack in October 1918.
He had been going about his business as a 'run of the mill' guy.
Cameron To Stick In His Expenses Claim For New Curtains And Bedding After Late Night Shopping Spree
Conservative leader and self appointed PM designate, David Cameron, has been so busy on the hustings that his poor wife, Sam, had to battle alone through a late night visit to an approved store
Heroin Addicts Protest Military's Plan To Eradicate Opium In Afghanistan
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Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying To Other Rats
A university research group recently found that even mice have the ability to snub their tiny noses. The research shows that although the rats fed the organic diet were not actually healthier than the non-organic
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