Stories Archive by Month - May
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Graham Dott Loses Snooker Final After Falling Asleep
Snooker hotshot Graham Dott handed last nights epic World snooker final to Neil Robertson after falling asleep at what experts could only describe as "way past his bedtime". The final took an exciting twist when
Kids' Medications Recalled, Kiddie Rehab Booms
The recent recall of an assortment of drugs (many of them pain medications) for children means that a lot of babies and kids have been suddenly forced to deal with their addiction problems.
Lost Finale: Lost In Space?
Accusations that the writers overstated their "fully planned out" plot-line may not be as accurate as the possibility that they 'took one side trip too many" in an attempt to prolong the mystery.
Mount Britney Erupts Once Again!
"I don't want to hear any more lies about Jason!", shouted Britney Spears to reporters as they were being hustled out of the Donald Wand Clinic in Arizona. Our reporter, Dan Hillyard, the first to
Facebook Updates Privacy Menu
Responding to criticism about the guilt-inducing message that Facebook displays to user who wish to opt-out of their "Instant Personalization" feature, the social media giant has updated this message.
Navy Lifts Ban On Sex Toys On Subs: Women Will Now Share "Hot Bunks" With Men
Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced that the Navy intends to lift the ban on sex toys on our submarine fleet. Starting in 1994, women sailors were granted permission to serve on surface ships in
Is David Cameron Just A Figment of William Hague's Imagination?
Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain's Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering?
Taylor Swift Arrested For "Over Exposure" Says Nashville Coppers
NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird, Taylor Swift, 19, was arrested by members of the Country Music Hall of Shame this afternoon, taken in by the Nashville cops, for the crime of "Over exposure,"
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