Stories Archive by Month - May
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Man Follows Shampoo Directions And Dies In Shower After Lathering, Rinsing And Repeating For Weeks
Man Follows Shampoo Directions And Dies In Shower After Lathering, Rinsing And Repeating For Weeks
No one had heard from Elbert Wingducker for weeks. Finally his sister
Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station
The first casualty of the UK 2010 General Election was reported just moments after polling stations opened, when Bolton man Krystov Kowalski, a construction worker, shot himself in the kneecap with a nail gun as
Typing Tourette's: The Perils of Being An Internet Forum Writer
I am one of the most prolific and widely read writers of our time. I can probably count you among my regular, if not loyal readers. Still, my name [...]
Local Man Waits
Local man, Seaton Carew (40), this morning spent all morning sitting in a Magistrates Court waiting room, waiting.
Carew, on a charge of affray whilst extremely drunk, allegedly thought he was waiting for lunchtime as lunchtime
Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill By Erecting Wind Turbines
New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away
Sinko De Gulf Coast Celebrated
As millions of Latinos celebrated Cinco de Mayo around the country today, The BP Corporation announced the Sinko de Gulf Coast Day. As thousands of BP lawyers descended on Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama with bottles
Lady Gaga Changes Name To Dick The Bruiser
After purchasing the old-time wrestler's moniker, Lady Gaga, or rather, Dick The Bruiser, is granting as many interviews as possible as most people are sick of the same old crock of an act she has
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