Stories Archive by Month - May
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Pm's Health Records Found In Supermarket Car Park
Falkirk - (Och Aye): Gorgon Brown was shit-faced today amid reports his medical records from a secure hospital near Falkirk were found in an Asda car park.
The sordid details were on a computer memory stick
Diy Used As Terrorist Torture
MI5 have come under scrutiny today as it has emerged the secret service have been using the threat of making people complete DIY tasks as part of their interrogation process.
The story came to light due
Family Refuses To Allow Oil Spill To Ruin Their Beach Vacation
GULF OF MEXICO – After a fun filled day of snorkeling and water skiing in the Gulf of Mexico, the Dunlap family is exhausted. Herb and Stella Dunlap almost canceled their long awaited beach vacation
Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother
HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke,
"Get A Job Chunky Boy!" Cameron Goads Prime Minister
In an astonishing outburst of what many describe as childish tit-for-tat baiting, (read: typical politics) David Cameron revealed his inner right wing leanings by goading the PM in a West End sushi bar, as the
Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace of "Deep Throat" Fame
After the role had been promised to several women, apparently Lindsay Lohan has signed to play porn queen, Linda Lovelace, in a new movie. Keep a lookout for the stories told by the ladies who
The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!
HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters of The View did her best to try and diffuse the big verbal feud between fellow View host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Dancing With The Stars castoff, Erin Andrews.
Hasselbeck, the somewhat prettier
Dead Player Signed By Liverpool
A dead footballer has been signed by Liverpool FC. Croatian soccer star Goran Tunjic has been signed to replace Jose Torres, who is on his way to Chelsea.
Tunjic was recently booked for dying on the
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