Stories Archive by Month - May
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Stephen Hawking's Basement Raided, Rare Historic Artifacts Found
Acting on an anonymous tip, British police raided well-known physicist, Stephen Hawking's basement, where it is reported that they found some incredible historical artifacts from various periods in history. Included with the artifacts was an
Local Man Waits...in The Afternoon
Following on from our earlier story, where we brought you news of local man, Seaton Carew, and his tedious wait in a local Magistrates Court waiting room, we have breaking news of the post-lunch, tension
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One Last Helping Hand From The Tories
In a last ditch attempt to mobilise the male youth vote, the least represented demographic at Parliamentary Elections, the Tory Party have announced plans to institutionalise masturbation. They are claiming that bashing the bishop has
Friend Defends Rekers: "It Makes Sense To Hire A Gay Hooker To Carry Your Luggage"
George Rekers has been reportedly accompanied him on a 10-day trip to Europe by a gay male prostitute. Rekers, a Baptist minister and board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of
Michael Bay Hoping To Blow Up Gulf of Mexico
Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood film director Michael Bay hopes he can convince officials to let him blow up the Gulf of Mexico. The recent oil spill from the Deepwater Horizon oil rig has created
World Twenty20 Latest: Collingwood Admits Declaration Was A Mistake
England skipper Paul Collingwood admitted that his sides declaration after one over in the rain ruined match against East Timor may have been a mistake. Speaking at the post-match press conference Collingwood said :
"It seemed
Man Votes Lib Dem Just To Spite Wife
A man emerged from a polling station this morning and announced to waiting press that he had voted for the Liberal Democrats "just to spite his wife."
The man, whose day had reportedly got off to
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