Stories Archive by Month - May

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Katie And Peter Split

Katie And Peter Split

A major editorial in the Cheam Courier has explained the split between Katie and Peter in more detail. It would seem that Katie and Peter Smith had gone to their local gastropub for Sunday night dinner.

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Added: 13 May 2009
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Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

LOS ANGELES - Manny Ramirez, Los Angeles Dodgers superstar and hairstyle icon, has finally addressed his fellow Dodger players after receiving a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a performance enhancing substance. The PES is

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Added: 13 May 2009
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Horror of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Manchester United fans awoke to a living nightmare this morning when it was announced that Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez rather fancies joining Liverpool. Tevez has been publicly unhappy about his limited appearances for United, despite doing

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Added: 13 May 2009
Area Man Shocked To Discover Different Points of View On The Internet

Area Man Shocked To Discover Different Points of View On The Internet

After managing to go through eight years of casual internet usage without ever encountering someone with a different sense of humor or political viewpoint than himself, Philadelphia native Paul Klugman was "horrified" to learn that

Update On Father 'Oprah,' The Straight Priest, Who Was Outed.

Update On Father 'Oprah,' The Straight Priest, Who Was Outed.

(Miami) The Rev. Alberto Bootie -- sometimes called "Father Oprah" because of the advice he gave on Spanish-language media said Monday on CBS' "Crack of Dawn Show" that he is in love with a woman

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Added: 13 May 2009
Jade Goody In Big Brother Comeback

Jade Goody In Big Brother Comeback

It has been revealed that Jade Goody will be making a shocking return to Big Brother despite being dead. Producers of the show said "It's a real coup for us. There has never been a dead

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Alan Shearer Has Orgasm On Touchline

There were scenes of limitless joy at St James Park last night, as Newcastle United emerged victorious from their northeast derby battle with fellow strugglers Middlesbrough, ever-so-slightly easing their relegation woes with 3 much-needed points.

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Rob Styles To Referee Champions League Final

There was better news for Manchester United ahead of the club's preparation for the Champions League final on 27 May, when UEFA announced that, due to popular request, Rob Styles is to referee the game. Styles



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