Stories Archive by Month - May
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Wanda Sykes And Rush Limbaugh Kiss And Make Up
CHICAGO - Comedienne Wanda Sykes and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh have kissed and made up.
Sykes was recently the featured performer at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. She took some pretty good jabs
Jonathan Coulton Or Michael Bolton Quiz
Can you tell which of this songs is by Internet music sensation Jonathan Coulton and which is by pop star Michael Bolton (not the guy in Office Space)? This quiz is taken directly from The
Pimps Praise Craigslist Decision To Close Erotic Services Listings
Across the nation pimps are celebrating the news that Craigslist will be closing its Erotic Services area on the popular site. The use of the site by prostitutes has allowed them
Pattinson, Stewart & Crew of New Moon Avoid Near Riot
Paparazzi photographers in Vancouver nearly caused a small riot over the weekend when word leaked out that the cast stars of Twilight's, New Moon were about to appear outside at the conclusion of the filming.
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Feeding Monkeys Drugs: A Good Or Bad Idea?
Reports circulated today that Travis, the former-TV-star chimp that mauled a Connecticut woman, was on the anti-depressant Xanax at the time of the attack, which aligns with one of the medication's known potential side effects,
Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big With 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'
NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away."
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Patrick Swayze Diagnosed With Rare Form of Dancer
Colorado - It's been one year since legendary actor/heartthrob Patrick Swayzee, star of Dirty Dancing and Ghost, was diagnosed with Gold Digging Dancer, otherwise known as Kevin Federline Disease. Swayze is thought to have contracted
War Breaks Out Between Boyle, Cowell
A war has erupted between overnight singing sensation Susan Boyle & Simon Cowell according to...well...me.
Sarah's brother John is quoted as saying, "My sister couldn't be anymore popular than she is right now. She deserves to
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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