Stories Archive by Month - May
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Katie & Peter: The Real Reason They Broke Up - Penelope Cruz Spills The Beans
Malaga, Spain - Once again I have been called to Spain for an exclusive interview with Penelope Cruz to discuss her knowledge on the very recent Katie Price/Peter Andre Split.
"Well it's like this…." Said Cruz
Katie And Peter To Sell Divorce Photos To Magazine
Exchange and Mart have come out as the clear bidders in the socialite war to cover the divorce of Katie Price from Peter Andre after three plus years of sharing exotic holidays, appearing lovey-dovey on
Carrie Prejean, Miss California, May Be Forced To Abdicate
Most pageant observers believe Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean, has tarnished her tiara. This is why she may strike out and be forced to abdicate:
Strike 1: Her tactless answer to Perez Hilton made heads
Peter Andre And Jordan Predictably Split Up - No-one Surprised!
Peter Andre and Jordan have split up after four years of marriage and hilariously have called for privacy.
Holding a press conference in their underwear the pair of privacy dodging celebrities asked reporters to respect their
Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody of One Breast
The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody
According To Brad-"angelina Jolie's Breasts Have Sagged To Her Knees! "
The June issue of Big Breasts Today magazine features intimate photos taken by actor Brad Pitt of his partner Angelina Jolie, including shots of her breast-feeding both of their twins.
The cover of the magazine, which
New Government Scandal As Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed By Parliamentary Expenses
Minister Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!
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