Stories Archive by Month - May
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Gordon Brown To Join Conservative Party
Gordon Brown plans to join the Conservative Party in a bid to cling to power following his party's failure at the General Election.
He is currently in talks with David Cameron and the two are said
Fan Mistakes Kate Gosselin For Kathie Lee Gifford, Kate Livid
New York, NY - A Kathie Lee Gifford fan got quite a rude awakening this past weekend when she received a verbal dressing down from Kate Gosselin in what bystanders called an honest mistake.
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Pebo Sues Subo!
In an astonishing twist of events, Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles (PeBo as fanatics insist) last night announced that she is suing SuBo for hurt feelings.
"I was out and about in Blackburn killing some innocent wildlife,
Lindsay Lohan Has A Solution To Reduce Terrorism
Lohan said she knows of a way to reduce violence in the Middle East and terrorism around the world. She proposes that Middle Eastern people change their social system to balance out instinctual aggression.
Women
San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become A Stand Up Comedian
SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs Coach Greg Popovich had said at the beginning of the NBA season that his San Antonio Spurs had so much talent that if they did not win the whole
Peter Pan of Pop Was Once Mi5 Agent
Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline agent
Nick Clegg Sells His Principles For A Deal With The Hiers of Margaret Thatcher
This morning, Sarah Brown, wife of the UK Prime Minister, laid out her hubby's best bib and tucker so that he looks his best when he goes to see Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II at
Local Man In London Ambulance Drama
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock had been enjoying a civilised afternoon get together with a couple of his writer friends when through his innate stupidity/lack of awareness, he became unwittingly involved in an untimely accident.
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