Stories Archive by Month - May

Local Men, Seaton Carew and Farrington Gurney, are to join forces to give invaluable advice to the three leaders of the main political parties and tell them to "Stop Fannying About." Following the great debacle that

London - (Papal Bulls**t Mess): The Tories have agreed to arrest the Pope and to decriminalise cannabis. In exchange Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg will get a hereditary peerage and Peter Mandelson's job. And that is the

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tiger Woods, the man who single-handedly is going to make about a dozen or so white blonde bimbos millionaires, has withdrawn from playing in The Players Championship at the Sawgrass Country Club

ON THE GULF OF MEXICO - The Obama administration has released emergency plans this weekend to use the copious tar balls that are just now washing ashore, from the leak of the recent sinking of

Humiliated former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, who suffered a crushing defeat in the election, already has a new job, according to a dream I had last night. Having lost her Redditch seat to the Conservatives, the

The southern Hungarian city of Pecs is this year's Cultural Capital of Europe. Thousands of tourists from all over the continent will descend on the town to catch numerous exhibits and witness wide

ITV today sensationally announced that the 2009 Britain's Got Talent final telephone vote had been miscounted. "Due to a broken valve in our computer/toaster combination unit, the final result was incorrectly calculated," admitted a spokesperson.

Legendary Local Man, Seaton Carew, announced today that he was embarking on a new, exciting project that could, quite literally, shake the music industry to it's foundations. The project, which has been top secret until now,