Stories Archive by Month - May
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Carlo Ancelloti Is Writing Happy Ending For Chelsea - And He Gets It!
Carlo Ancelloti has had to adapt 'big time' to British Soccer after 33 years of playing and coaching in Italy.
One thing that he has had to deal with, of course, are the sexual appetites of
Countries Cannot Afford To Be Countries; Must Pool Resources And Just Become "The World"
It would seem that today, countries cannot afford to be countries in their own right.
Greece needs bailing out of a financial crisis. The Afghan president and ten ministers will be telling members of the US
Ba Strike Latest: Nick Farage Hired To Fly Planes
British Airways boss Willie Walsh has announced his latest plans for beating industrial action. He has hired UKIP leader Nicholas Farage to pilot the companies planes. This strike busting move will clearly upset union bosses,
Tiger Pulls Out: Threesome Left Hanging And Unsatisfied!
In an unprecedented move, golf Satyr Tiger Woods was forced to 'pull out' during the final round of the TPC match at Ponte Verde claiming a 'bulging ball sack" was giving him a stiff neck
Homeless Magazine Scores Star Seller In Gordon Brown
Editors at one of the UK's popular magazines which helps the homeless earn a bit of cash on the side, have landed what they consider to be the biggest fish the magazine has ever caught.
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Susan Boyle's Purple Team Have Unlikely Supporters
Supporters of Susan Boyle, that is fans, not fanatics have gained an unlikely foothold into the real politics of the UK.
Disenchantment with the Con Lib Dem coalition has spawned a purple alliance who are set
Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Again
Former X Factor finalist Diana Vickers is in the news again after defecating in her underwear after she was told that she had gone straight to the top of the UK album charts with her
Cameron Left Reeling By Shattering Revelation
Prime Minister in waiting, David Cameron, is facing one of the toughest decisions of his short political career, and that's before he even gets his feet under the table at No.10. Unbelievably he is having
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