Stories Archive by Month - May
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Cheryl Cole To Post Bail In Brother's Armed Robbery Arrest
Tyneside - (Smoking Barrel Stuff): Oops! That squeaky clean glamorous sheen of stardom is beginning to look a bit tarnished.
This morning singer Cheryl Cole's errant brother was arrested in a dawn raid on armed robbery
All Aboard The Good Ship Politicalplop
Well, what a palaver that was. Time for this pundit to have a little look at the aftermath of the load of cack that was our General Election. I'm glad it is all over, and
Arizona Deports Canadian Tourist
Arizona scored another victory in the war to protect its borders from illegal immigration when a Phoenix police officer apprehended an undocumented Canadian while on lunch break at Fries With That All American Cuisine.
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Subo Fanatic Threatens To Jump!
High drama was taking place in Toronto earlier, when a Susan Boyle fanatic was spotted at the top of the CN Tower threatening to jump. Sporting a red scarf, and oddly no pants, the Canadian
Lockerbie Bomber 'Sole Survivor of Libya Plane Crash'
Tripoli - (Deja-Vu): "There's something a bit Nigel Farage about me," Abdelbasset Ali Al Megrahi said today as he emerged from the wreckage of the Afriqiyah Airways Airbus 330 that crashed enroute to London from
Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut
A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall
Zac Efron And Eva Longoria-parker To Star In The Remake of "The Graduate"
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker was watching her husband San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker playing their elimination game against the Phoenix Suns when she was asked about her next movie project.
The petite star of
Cameron Appoints Clegg His Official Fag
David 'Dave' Cameron has announced that Nick Clegg is going to fag for him at 10 Downing Street. Prime Minister Cameron is looking forward to having Clegg warm his crumpets over the fire.
Cameron, an Old
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