Stories Archive by Month - May
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Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos Worth $5 Million Held By Police
Hitting all the Hollywood news sites today was a report that there were many photographs taken of the autopsy of Michael Jackson that the Los Angeles Police Department are holding unto and that tabloids are
Beatles Being Held Hostage By Record Label
London, England - Beatles fans who have been waiting for years to hear their favorite Beatles tunes on iTunes are just going to have to keep waiting. The record label is holding the tunes hostage.
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Bin Laden Declares Truce: "America's Doing Just Fine!"
In a just released video from the mountains of Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden has issued a statement that has rocked the world. Osama declares in the video the cessation of Jihad as the world knows
England-south Africa-ireland Coalition Cricket Team Win The 20/20 Cricket World Cup
A coalition Cricket team which was the blueprint for the New Politics - New Government - New Bollocks malarkey we are all getting bored with now in the UK, thrashed the Australians to win the
President Obama Exhorts Tea Baggers To Renounce "Devil" Sarah Palin And All Her Works And Pomps
Dateline Washington: In one of President Obama's most eloquent pleas for help and reconciliation, he today exhorted Tea Baggers of all stripes and colors to renounce the devil on earth, Sarah Palin. As
Cork Soakers Union Elects New President
The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling
Bp Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - Since the last efforts to stop the leak have failed, BP has put their top scientists to work on the clean-up plan to protect the coast.
Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!
Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than
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