Stories Archive by Month - May

The self-confessed lover of Michael Jackson says he is hiding out following death threats by Michael Jackson's fans. Jason Pfeiffer says some of the threats are gruesome and graphic and have him scared for

Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of 'Rough Trade' Gordon Brown to Form 'Long Term Relationship' With Cameron After

Scotland- (Rotters): "It's a wee blood-sucker alright," Birkhall village resident Dr Hamish McHaggis said today, "noted for a ferocious bite and ability to cause immense inflammatory pain. "Some reckon its true habitat involves grubbing around ins...

The recently announced Bollywood movie starring Clint Eastwood and Sam Elliot has given new meaning to the term "Cowboys and Indians." The two film stars, most famous for their hard hitting westerns (Unforgiven, Pale

Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and

A pernicious new virus has spread surreptitiously across the globe. Known as the Speed Virus, it is set to activate in ten days, according to anti-virus giant Snortem. For the past five years, this virus has

Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year. She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in

In an astonishing twist of events, the chief Susan Boyle fanatic tonight announced that he is cashing in. For the first time ever the chief fanatic has admitted that the red scarf wearing loonies are