Stories Archive by Month - May
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50 Year-old Man Refused Wine In Tesco's - Because He Had No Idea
A man of fifty was stopped from buying a bottle of wine in Tesco's because he admitted to staff that he had no idea what he was buying. He said that he usually drank
Women Voters To Blame For Hung Parliament
It has come to the attention of many that the new lib-con cabinet is a sausage fest, despite several women MP's being elected on both sides of the coalition. At the time of writing only
Rare Full Color 3-d Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts
Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peak at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever.
Angela, the owner of
Bono To Be Put Down After Pulling Out of Glastonbury
Bono the popular Irish terrier and lead singer of rock/pop/dance/rap/punk/crap/sh*t/b*llocks band U2 is to be put down after breaking his back in a bizarre accident.
The pint sized pup was rehearsing for an appearance at Glastonbury
The Wurzels To Step In For U2 At Glastonbury
Following the shock announcement that U2 have had to cancel their headline gig at Glastonbury, Michael Eavis confirmed this afternoon that The Wurzels would be taking over their slot. He said that the band
A Sad Day As Ray Alan Dies - Lord Charles Vows To Go On
It is with great sadness today that we convey news of the passing of the most technically perfect ventriloquist of all time. Bar none. Including Edgar Bergen.
Ray Alan, revered by many, and a staple of
Mirren, Deneuve, Loren On Most Beautiful List, Cosmetics Industry Notices
When Wizard Jeans recently produced its annual list (prepared by fashion expert Sally Allen) of the 10 Most Beautiful Women in the World, there wasn't a twenty-something woman on it. And young wannabes were
Will Kristen Stewart Be In "Twilight: The Prequel"?
With all the rumors suddenly surfing that there may well be still one more Twilight, a prequel, many are wondering if Kristen Stewart in her role as Isabella Swan will appear.
The answer is yes, IF
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