Stories Archive by Month - May
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Satan's Face Seen In Eyjafjallajã¶kull Ash Cloud
Pentecoastal preacher Morris Cerillo, leader of the radical right wing evangelist cult, the Christian Fist of Humility, saw the face of Satan in the ash cloud hanging over the Eyjafjallajökull volcano last week.
"I've come face
Conspiracy Nutters Agog As Dodgy Ticker Claims Simon Monjack
Hollywood - (RIP): "At this stage we're not ruling out karmic death pact theories or a sudden terminal ectoplasm related seizure," sources at the LA TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con website said today.
"Anyone know if we can book Ray
Lindsay Lohan Gets Scram Ankle Bracelet, Random Drug Tests, From Judge
After leaving the clinic early that she had been sentenced to, for earlier alcohol and drug abuse, a Los Angeles judge has had it with Lindsay Lohan.
To add to her crimes, she was late getting
Rt Hon David Laws Mp, Chief Secretary To The Treasury, Is A Time Traveller
You have all seen him now. The little guy with the 1960's hairdo and demeanour. You have sat back and watched him perform on the 24 News Channel's because you are up on Current Affairs,
Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Vanishes
Rameses Trojani, the creator of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, has vanished from his 16th century castle outside of Antwerp. It was only yesterday that he announced that he was the target
Taxman Probes Sarah Ferguson Bribes Fiasco
London - (Money-Grubbing Ass Mess): Inland Revenue has received an early Christmas present: an anonymous dossier of 15 years' worth of backhanders, baksheesh, golden hellos, platinum goodbyes and massive great big Brown envelopes
Kara Dioguardi Refuses To Believe Casey James Is Gone
Los Angeles, CA - In yet another development in the tragic story of unrequited (due to legal requirements) love between Kara DioGuardi and American Idol contestant, Casey James, it is being reported that DioGuardi has
Fergie To Take Up Door To Door Sales
The irrepressibly disgraced Duchess of York is to take up direct sales in a bid to capitalize on her newly emerged skills at raffling off next to useless merchandise over wine and a fag.
The Duchess,
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