Stories Archive by Month - May

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Queen Posthumously Names Wallis Simpson "A Dear Old Friend"

Queen Posthumously Names Wallis Simpson "A Dear Old Friend"

After a weekend of tabloid SHOCKS involving the Duchess of York's crass-for-access foibles, the Queen has pulled out all the stops in a bid to battle the news cycle. Unconfirmed reports indicate Buckingham Palace will

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010
How To Get That Bitch To Break Up With Your Ass

How To Get That Bitch To Break Up With Your Ass

by Pete Puma There's a shitload of reasons a dude'll wanna break up with a chick.  Maybe she's gained a few too many pounds in her ass, she might talk too

 To The Chest
Added: 25 May 2010
Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way To Yale Payday!

Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way To Yale Payday!

The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010
Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, And Taylor Lautner To Star In "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, And Taylor Lautner To Star In "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Lionsdoor Pictures has just announced that Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner have been signed to star in the Benigo Luigi Montemarciano oil mess thriller Louisiana Tar Balls. The

Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has just succeeded in doing what Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, the Jonas Brothers, and Justin Bieber could not do; and that is knock 19-year-old Ashton Moore, formerly Ashton Kutcher off

Is That Chocolate On Your Back - Or Are You About To Be Robbed?

Is That Chocolate On Your Back - Or Are You About To Be Robbed?

Police in the U.K. have warned of a bizarre scam, obviously created by someone with a sweet tooth! This unusual scam involves the scammers, (aka thieves), approaching people and kindly letting them know they have chocolate

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010
Rand Paul Blimp Rams Msnbc Broadcasting Tower; Scores Burned

Rand Paul Blimp Rams Msnbc Broadcasting Tower; Scores Burned

MSNBC -- By all accounts, May 19th, 2010 had shaped up to be a perfect evening for tea, and a relaxing victory lap cruise in the Rand Paul blimp. Having walloped his Republican primary

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010
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Dancing With The Stars: Erin Andrews And Maksim Chmerkovskiy Sizzle As They Perform The Show's First Dance In Bed

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" certainly pushed the envelope farther than anyone ever had. The dancing Russian choreographed a dance number between himself and his lovely, tall-as-a-redwood-timber

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010


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