Stories Archive by Month - May
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Bush, The Tea Party, And Fiscal Conservatism For Dummies
Yes, I'm going there again, but only because even I am flabbergasted how much worse the facts keep getting. No, I don't use the word flabbergasted lightly.  The unease people are facing now, amidst
Bees Descend On Wall Street, Get The Boot
A swarm of about 15,000 bees descended on Wall Street yesterday, startling New York natives and visitors alike. A New York Police Department officer, a bee expert, came to the rescue, "vacuumed" up the
Judge To Decide Dennis Hopper Divorce Case
The Dennis Hopper's divorce case is now set to go before a judge this week only days after his death.
A hearing Wednesday in California could determine how much spousal and child support Hopper's wife Victoria
Positive Thinking Prevents Armageddon
Following the Attacks of September 11th, 2001, Professor Lawrence Shannon expected the Earth's geopolitical situation to rapidly spiral out of control. He, like many other realists grounded in the intellectual world, never expected to
Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two As Name's For Expected Twins!
Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies
Ba Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats
The on-going dispute between BA and it's Cabin crew took a new twist today. Unite joint secretary, Tony Woodley, has confirmed that the dispute cannot be settled until a 'softer seats' promise has been satisfied.
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Boom, And The Dirt Is Gone
Janitor and amateur chemist Roger Spoon blew up a tower block in an attempt to clean a sink.
Spoon told police he was experimenting with a DIY version of a popular kitchen cleaning fluid, which
Britain's Got Talent: Alesia Vasmitsel, A Pole Dancer From Surrey Struts Her Stuff
LONDON - A 30-year-old blonde from Surrey took the Britain's Got Talent stage and wooed the crowd as well as the judges.
Alesia Vasmitsel, who works as a pole dancing instructor, performed her number and afterwards
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