Stories Archive by Month - May
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Bill Clinton: "I Did Not Have Phone Sex With Joe Sestak!"
In a harshly worded statement Bill Clinton has denied that he ever offered Joe Sestak a job in the Obama administration.
"That Ass," said Clinton, "I called him to ask how things were
Katie Price Sends Alex Reid Back To School
Cage Boxer Alex Reid who isn't the sharpest pencil in the box is to attend classes to learn how to make a woman pregnant. Finally exasperated at his lack of basic knowledge, Katie Price
Crossbow Cannibal Rebranded Crossbow Crackpot
Stephen Griffiths, the demented fruitloop, has a shock in store next time he goes to court. Everybody in the UK has got together to thwart his self obsessed plan to be known as the Crossbow
Cooking Up Trouble
Top Chef Launches Blistering Attack on TV Cooks! Claims Modern Cuisine Being Ruined by Pretentious Food, Egotistical Chefs and Obsessive Hygiene! Restaurant Condemned by Critics, Customers and Environmental Health!
The BP Spill In The Gulf And Other Disasters. It's All Our Fault.
A long time ago I wrote that, under the Neo-Con Administration of Dick Cheney, satire writers were forced to admit they had become superfluous. After all, I argued at
Texas Board of Education: It's In There!
Texas -- Amid fierce controversy, the Texas Board of Education has finally approved significant changes to the state's education curriculum for the next 10 years, which could very well impact other states as well.
"We opted
Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life
Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and
Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up
After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up.
The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to
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