Stories Archive by Month - May

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better."

LONDON - After talking about it for years, original Led Zeppelin members Robert Plant, Jimmy Paige, and John Paul Jones have taken the advice of a 14-year-old fan, Miley June Suskington, who lives in Pimlico,

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor

Outraged social conservatives, protesting the possibility of homosexuals being allowed to serve in the U.S. Army while being openly gay, marked this year's Memorial Day by staging hundreds of "Teabagging Parties" -- gatherings involving bouts

Gorgeous honeypot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley prefers older men. And old lotharios don't come much grizzlier than Rolling Stone rock maestro Ron Wood - who nowadays likes his birds as young as he can get them. English

The inaugural car boot sale held in the grounds of Saint Juste The Same school in Frigghall On Sea turned out to be not quite the money spinning cash cow the organisers had hoped for. Mayor

Pope Benedict has appointed a Panel of 9 prelates to look into the thousand year culture of kiddie fiddling between members of his priesthood and the flock they look after. The Archbishops of Boston

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for a legitimate business