Stories Archive by Month - May
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Crossbow Cannibal Denies Eating Myra Hindley
Stephen Griffiths, currently remanded in gaol accused of the triple murder of Bradford prostitutes, this morning flatly denied making a three course dinner out of Myra Hindley as part of a macabre midnight feast.
Hindley, the
Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events
Little is known about the group calling itself the Paliens, but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter
Virginia Invites Kentucky To Be Its Sister State After Rand Paul Win
Richmond, VA - The Virginia Governor has introduced a measure to the Virginia House of Representatives that formally invites the state of Kentucky to be Virginia's sister state. Normally, a state will invite a foreign
Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy
LONDON - A lot of Cheryl Cole's closest friends say that they have not seen Chezza happier than she's been the last few days. And they all attribute it to her American boyfriend Derek "The
Stephen Griffiths Tempted By Acid Bath Murderer's Corpus Delicti Plea
Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Sources close to the 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths police probe fear he may use the same legal defence as convicted Acid Bath Murderer John Haigh.
The notorious 20th century serial killer
David Cameron Hitchhikes Up M4 To Salvage Charlotte Church Union
Prime Minister David Cameron was trying to hitch a lift up the M4 this morning in a last-ditch attempt to reach Wales and save Charlotte Church's stricken relationship with rugby star Gavin Henson.
Marriage supporter Cameron,
Men's Skin Cancer Rate Doubles
A recent non-scientific survey has revealed that skin cancer in men has increased at an alarming rate, if not doubled, since the last non-scientific survey was carried out.
The survey, in which two people were asked
Omg! Hungarian Government Vows To Change €˜unworthy' Websites
The new government of Hungary, led by Prime Minister Viktor Orban who was sworn in on Saturday, has promised to clean up not only the country's flagging economy but the state's websites as well.
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