Stories Archive by Month - May
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Bp Show Obama What They Think of His Bullying
Oil Giant, British Petroleum, have got a bit upset about how President Barack Obama keeps on bollocking them and have decided to teach him a lesson as they decide to go out with a big
After Being Engaged For Six Weeks Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson Call The Wedding Off
SAINT BRIDES MAJOR, Wales - After an engagement that lasted all of six weeks, Charlotte Church and her fiance Gavin Henson have decided to end their five year relationship.
It appears that it is a matter
Crossbow Cannibal On Controversial Detox Diet
Wakefield, Yorks - (Tasteless): Diagnosed by prison medical sauces (sic) as having delusions of grandeur 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths has demanded to be put on a diet 'rich in Alpha and Omega-3 oils'.
Griffiths, 40, is
Frank Lampard Afraid of Taking Penalties
There was a mixed reaction to England's storming 2-1 victory over Japan in their final warm-up game before the 2010 World Cup yesterday, as the sweet smell of success was tainted by the ghastly aroma
Pot Plants, The Coalition Capers, Mrs Missmiggins And Edmund Slackbladder
The ex Chief Secretary to the Treasury and reported to soon be ex MP for Yeovil is alleged to have refused the offer of a pot plant for his now old new office. In fact,
Brown - "I'm Scared But It's So Beautiful"
Gordon Brown's reluctance to leave 10 Downing Street can be partly explained by his fear of all things super-natural.
Local exorcists in his home constituency of Dunfermline East are said of of been inundated with calls
Thirty Years Cnn: On The Downfall of Hard News
CNN, the nation's oldest all-news cable program, marks it's thirty year anniversary on June 1st. For the hard of counting, that means the station, then under the
Stephen Griffiths Is The New Robert Pattinson
Stephen Griffiths is the new Robert Pattinson, or Kristen Stewart, for the time being. The English answer to the Welsh Cannibal, Hannibal Hopkins, is a guaranteed way to get up those rankings, even when you
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