Stories Archive by Month - June
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Los Angeles Mayor Fears That If The Lakers Win The Nba Title The Fans Will Burn Down The City
LOS ANGELES - The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa has expressed concern about the Los Angeles Lakers defeating the Boston Celtics and becoming the NBA world champions.
Villaraigosa has pointed out that every time the
Obama's Temper Finally Broken By Daughter's Glass of Spilled Juice
Sources inside the White House say that President Barack Obama, infamous for his cool temper, finally "flipped out" yesterday when his eight-year-old daughter Sasha spilled a glass of grape juice all over the living room
The Real Reason White House Press Correspondent Helen Thomas Was Forced To Resign
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senior White House press correspondent Helen Thomas has been forced to resign a position she has held going all the way back to the Abraham Lincoln administration.
Helen, who was given the nickname
Liverpool New Manager Revealed
Liverpool have this morning unveiled their choice as new manager, and it will come as a complete shock to everyone to discover the name of the new Anfield boss - Reg Crabtree.
Passing over the likes
A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found
BOURBON BAYOU, Louisiana - Well it appears that now we have a second oil spill spewing forth in the Gulf of Mexico waters off the coast of Louisiana.
Joining the BP's Deepwater Horizon well is Diamond
Baseball Umpire Jim Joyce Blows Another One
Major League Umpire Jim Joyce was involved in yet another controversy yesterday when he told police that some short kid and his bigger brother started a fight near the older kid's school and both were
Kanye West 'Made From Turd'
There was consternation in the showbusiness world yesterday when it was discovered that the rapper Kanye West was made from turd.
West was working on an appearance he has agreed to do for Fox in their
Amanda Knox To Joran Van Der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"
Convicted Sex Slasher Amanda Knox doing soft time in Italy under the watchful eye of her mentor Silvio Berlusconi, sent a twitter of condolence to Serial Sociopath Joran van der Sloot upon hearing he had
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