Stories Archive by Month - June
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Wayne Rooney Swears Blind He Never Swore At Ref
Wayne Rooney, arguably the best strike in the world right now, swore blind this morning that he didn't swear at Ref Jeff Selogilwe in yesterdays friendly warm-up game.
Selogilwe booked the great hitman during the 3-0
'Our Balls Are Ok' Says Fifa
As the World Cup draws ever closer, players and staff alike have been complaining about FIFA's new balls.
England keeper David James complained; "FIFA's balls are completely out of control; they bounce everywhere and are very
Sugar Tells 6 Million - "Your Fired!"
David Cameron is to kick off his savage round of spending cuts with the wholesale removal of public sector unions.
"Unions were created to understandably stop people being burnt, drowned or buried in coal mines -
Confused Peter Andre Says "Justin Bieber's A Talented Young Lady"
Nice-guy Peter Andre isn't exactly the sharpest pencil in the box. Nevertheless, his heart has always been in the right place - even though he often leaves his brain behind on the bedside table.
Osama Bin Laden Arrested?
New York City, USA. In momentous news, elusive terrorist gang leader, Osama Bin Laden, has been arrested right in the middle of the Big Apple itself.
Authorities received a tip off from a McDonald's Restaurant employee
Secret Finally Revealed: How Crocodiles Cross The Ocean
How did the world's largest living reptile, the saltwater crocodile, reach so many South Pacific islands separated by huge stretches of water despite being a poor swimmer?
Apparently, the same way a surfer catching a wave,
Lady Gaga Bra Injures Dancers In Rehearsals
Little did Lady Gaga realize that the special rifle bra that was created for her "Alejandro" video actually was made from real rifles strapped to the front of the bra in such a way that
Doomed! NASA Excited
After news that the Russian lead "Mars 500" experiment successfully began this week, NASA has announced its intentions to follow suit with a similar experiment of their own.
The Mars 500 experiment consists of six people-locked
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