Stories Archive by Month - June
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Paul Mccartney Comment Prompts Look Inside George W. Bush's Library
Aside from a few die-hard Republicans who can't bring themselves to believe that George W. Bush is not the sharpest tool in the shed, most people thought Paul McCartney's joke regarding George Bush not knowing
Nudie Vanessa Hudgens Film, "Beastly" Postponed
CBS Films, having released only two films that did not do very well, will only release one more this year so that will delay "Beastly" until 2011.
The romantic fantasy will be replaced by a similar-themed
Danny In Dyer Film
Danny Dyer's latest film "Pimp" bombed at the cinema on it's opening weekend, where just 24 seats were sold, making a pittance of £205. The docu-film style gritty story is set in Soho and
Bp Opens Its First New Gas Station Since Oil Spill
BP shows off the first new gas station it built in the aftermath of its oil spill catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico.
Emmerdale To Go Back To Being Called Emmerdale Farm
Beloved television soap Emmerdale has been leaking ratings like a man with a pissing problem.
Producers of the show have decided that enough is enough, the show must return to its original title - EMMERDALE FARM.
Sex
Crossbow Cannibal Claims He Killed Cumbrian Loony Derrick Bird
'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths is so pissed off with the attention-grabbing Cumbrian massacre that he now claims that he in fact killed Derrick Bird and that Bird did not commit suicide.
Griffiths, 40, a gay-looking man
Susan Boyle Sues, Sued Over Nude Pics On Internet!
Singing sensation Susan Boyle has sued the PixSans.Organ website for featuring photographs of her in the nude.
"Susan told me that she had never been so embarrassed in all her life", stated friend, Bessie McBeth. "She
Chris Brown UK Tour Dates
US singer Chris Brown has been forced to make changes to his UK tour after experiencing 'complications' with obtaining a visa to enter the country .
Indeed, he was told to "fuck off".
Brown was refused
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