Stories Archive by Month - June
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Tiger Wood Cured of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes In One Day!
"It's true", stated a very happy Tiger Woods. "I am no longer addicted to sex and I'm glad", as he hit a 35-foot putt from off the green.
Look out PGA linksters, the Tiger is back
Plan To Test Drive An Ipad? Fasten Your Seatbelt!
Folks who came to two Apple stores in New York City to find out what was on the iPad got their answer this week.
Reps from a local newspaper had swabbed some demo
Immigrants To England Must Now Take English Language Tet
At last the Government have come out with yet another stupid scam to curb the number of immigrants entering Britain. Now immigrants will have to take - and pass - an English literacy
Thomas Suggests Controversial Discord Contributor Relocate To Poland!
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Sue Lowden To Buy U.S. Senate Seat
LAS VEGAS - The Angle campaign has released secret documents to Unconfirmed Sources showing that even if Sue Lowden loses the primary, Senator Harry Reid is going to sell his U.S. Senate seat to Sue
Bafta Award Scandal
Charges of corruption in the awarding of Baftas have been met by hot denials from the organisers. However we have seen secretly filmed footage of a Screws of the World reporter, disguised as a conveyor
David Cameron To Put UK On Ebay
In a private conversation with Phoenix Joe at a House of Commons bar, Prime Minister David Cameron revealed that the economic plight of the UK is actually far worse than he had dared to think.
Dave
Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas
64-Year old singer, Cher, collapsed on stage in Las Vegas Saturday night just as she began her show. As audience members gasped, a couple of stange hands hauled her off stage while another picked up
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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