Stories Archive by Month - June
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What The Fuck Did I Do? Self Background Check For People Who Can't Remember College
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Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!
Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image.
Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone.
The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the
Red Hot Sex After Going Green!
Yes it's possible according to Sexpert Jamie Lynn Stevenson of "Mother Of All Orgasms!", an organization that is earth friendly while not becoming negative.
How?
For one thing, you can go completely nude all day long until
New Iphone €˜just Makes Calls'
Steve Jobs released details of Apple's newest generation iPhone today, astounding techies around the world when it was revealed the device only has only two functions.
David Cameron Has Taken To 'Self Harming' - He Has Taken To 'Cutting'
David Cameron is, at present, residing in a psychiatric unit in a very well know London Health Facility. He was sectioned after he was found on his bathroom floor, by his wife, with a
Simon Cowell Wins Bafta Award For Recycled Rubbish
By an amazing stroke of coincidence yesterday, just as the coalition government chucked out New Labour's ridiculous 'Pay As You Throw' scheme, Simon Cowell stepped up to receive a BAFTA award - "For recycling
Tony Hayward Claims Bp Oil Lubricates Coastlines
Having staunched the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, Tony Hayward is looking at new evidence which claims oil stops the sea squeaking and helps release tidal flow. "You have to
Prehistoric Pornography Discovered
Olduvai Gorge - Famed paleontologist Richard Leakey has confirmed that the oldest recorded case of pornography has been confirmed to have taken place here in Africa. Leakey says the painting or cave art shows the
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