Stories Archive by Month - June

Following further detailed investigations and snooping, Phoenix Joe can reveal that Birdy's obsession with the TV series Lost went deeper than most people imagined. Original theories suggested that Bird's disenchantment with the controversial end...

Wales - (RIP Mess): The Stereophonics drummer had recently done a geographical moving to an isolated Welsh village to escape the toxic demons 'that drove him mental'. He was found dead in bed this morning at

Helen Thomas, vilified for her statement that Israel Jews should go back to Poland and Germany, modified her remarks after it was pointed out that she had a "Semite sized nose." Helen, who is known for

WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking revelation, veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas appeared on 60 Minutes last night and told Tyra Banks that she once “made out” with Adolf Hitler. Recently hired by 60

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has just announced from her beautiful central Texas mansion Casa La Muchacha that she has just signed to appear in a movie with her BFF comedian George Lopez. The name of the

It has been a tough few weeks for top UK narcissist Ashley Cole, writes Kelly Seye, Egotism & Airhead Correspondent. The self-stimulating superstar, part-time fashion accessory and up-himself moron (who also plays football for

"Bombshell" McGee, who seems to be the main reason Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are no longer together, showed reporters her diploma from "Dipshit U." She was wearing a Nazi uniform while talking to reporters. Did she

Susan Boyle, the talented Scottish singer, has been voted the 'best-looking woman in West Lothian' in a local 'beauty pageant'. Which doesn't say much for the rest of the county. Boyle, a right dog, er, underdog, when