Stories Archive by Month - June
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Robert Pattinson Kiss Has Lift-off Power of Moon Rocket
British scientist, Erwin Von Stronkelheimer, has staggered the world of astro-physics, lined himself up for a Nobel Prize and finally demonstrated why so many nincompoops are obsessed with an irksome young man of such agonisingly
Sue Lowden Denounces Negative Campaigning
LAS VEGAS - Nevada GOP senatorial candidate Sue Lowden has denounced the negative campaign tactics used by Senator Harry Reid and then unveiled a new attack ad aimed at her primary rival Sharron Angle.
The Ethiopian Football Team Drops Out of The World Cup Finals
CAPE TOWN, South Africa - The FIFA Executive Committee has just been informed that the team from Ethiopia will not be competing in the World Cup finals.
The Ethiopian coach Naboombali Yakachumpa told reporters covering the
Rooney Targeted By The US
With England's World Cup opener less than a week away, it has been leaked that the USA will be using "mind game" tactics in the match to help give them the edge and possibly cause
2010: The Year Our Heroes Came Down A Notch (or 10)
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What is it about 2010? The year, let alone the baseball season, is not even half over and already there have been three perfect games. And in the past few weeks,
Obama Has New Pet
At a packed White House press conference today, Barack Obama showed off his new pet elephant.
The 48-year-old President met the 14-foot animal named John last month on an African safari, and the two are now
Bp: Oil Spill Now Contained Entirely Within The Gulf of Mexico
Oil company BP recently announced that the massive oil spill was now contained in a patch of ocean no more than 300,000 square miles in size. "We feel this is a major containment" said a
Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame.
Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him.
"While there is a standard 'Sell Your
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