Stories Archive by Month - June
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UK Plans Massive Send-off For Miley Cyrus
The entire United Kingdom, including Royalty, leading political figures, sportsmen, nutters, French visitors, and particularly talk show hosts and Ms Cyrus's fellow talk show guests are preparing to wave Miley off when she leaves Heathrow
Liverpool Plan To Portray City As 'Not Shit'
Mention the name 'Liverpool' to anyone and their immediate reaction will be to check that their pockets have not been picked or that they haven't stood in shite.
Such is the opinion of the vast majority
Screw You And The Deficit You Rode In On (a Zano Rant: Part Deux)
You keep doing it. All of you! Rick, your post is great—no argument (well, a little argument). It clarifies the Dems stupidity. I have mentioned the role of Clinton's de-regulations in my own posts
Career Change For Former Pm
London, England. Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has secretly joined the ranks of Al Quaeda and committed himself to terrorist activity against the state. Brown, deeply embittered following the general election loss on May 6,
Area Man Definitely Counting That Walk To The Mailbox As Today's Exercise
After spending over ten consecutive hours sitting on the couch today, local man Jim Richardson decided to walk over 300 feet (round-trip) to his mailbox, burning over nine calories and fulfilling his goal of engaging
Labour Leadership: Diane Abbott In Next Round
As nominations closed today lefty Diane Abbott made it through to the next round of 'Labour's Got Talent'. Speaking to the media, rival candidates Ed Balls, Andy Burnham, David and Ed Miliband said:
"We think it's
Justin Bieber Denies He's A Girl
Pop singer Justin Bieber issued a statement this morning categorically denying he is a girl. "It's true that I look like a girl and sound like a girl and act as though I'm a
Yorkshire Ripper's Birth Mother Returns To Haunt Downing Street
London - (Morons): Mrs Thatcher reared her ugly mug once again in Downing Street this afternoon.
An invitation from daughter Cherie's daftass stepson David Cameron saw here feted way beyond her actual payscale.
The widow of KGB
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