Stories Archive by Month - June
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Oxford Street Shopper Siege
Six people were arrested, another was taken to hospital and one of London's busiest shopping areas was closed after a mass water fight broke out.
The Oxford Street attack began on Friday at 1pm and continued
Obama, Vowing To Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help From Goldman Sachs!
President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying
Final Big Brother - Highlights From Ten Years
Here we are as the final Big Brother is about to get underway. Ten years (is it only ten?) have passed since the UK's contribution to world cultural development crawled out from under a broadcasting
Fbi's Last Comment To Reality Star Van Der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break A Neck!"
The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off
Joran Van Der Sloot - "This Is So Unfair"
Incarcerated sociopathic international playboy Joran van der Sloot has apparently complained to his Peruvian jailers that threats against his personal safety made by fellow prisoners are just so unfair.
Van der Sloot, arrested after a Lima
Rooney's Odd Odds
Bookmakers have cut the odds on England star Wayne Rooney being sent off in the World Cup after his referee rant during a warm-up game.
The striker was booked for dissent during England's 3-0 victory over
Branson Offers Free Flights Into Space
Richard Branson has launched an amazing scheme which will revolutionise air travel - and it is absolutely FREE.
Yes, folks. It's absolutely free. You hear these hardened cynics saying 'What's the catch?' or 'Too good to
James Corden Recaptured By Rspca Following Argument With Patrick Stewart
The RSPCA formerly apologised to the public today following the escape of the recently captured James "Chimpy" Corden. Only a few days ago, the RSPCA took Corden into their care after a number of
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