Stories Archive by Month - June
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Obama Says Bp Should Pay Off The Entire US National Debt
Startling news from the U.S. - president Obama has said he wants BP to pay off the entire U.S. national debt because they are a bunch of naughty white boysÂ…. And he wants them to
Last Woman Who Had A Plastic Pink Flamingo In Yard And Was Not Joking Dies
Last Woman Who Had A Plastic Pink Flamingo In Yard And Was Not Joking Dies
But Bad Taste Is Still ThrivingThe generation born before WW II had terrible taste.
World Cup Opening Ceremony To Be Controversial
This Friday, the 2010 FIFA football World Cup begins in South Africa with a spectacular ceremony. The ceremony is said to represent all that is great about South Africa, and is intended to be an
Twitter Birds Chased By A Fox, Tweets Delayed
Users of Twitter, the social networking service, were disappointed to see a service delay recently. Many panicked. They needed to send and receive their messages (tweets)!
Up to this point, the true
Ellen Degeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock Or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (hmmm)
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson.
Shindlebocker asked
Wayne Williams 'Seeks Barack Obama Plea Bargain'
Atlanta, Georgia - (DNA Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Atlanta Child Murders killer Wayne Williams are poised for a dramatic plea bargain statement 'naming the real Barack Obama as one of Williams' victims.
The former aspiring
Derrick Bird 'Real Deal Mass Murder' Set For Autumn TV
Television companies have begun a price war to secure rights on CTTV footage of mass-murderer Derrick Bird going about his business. With the great British public now hooked on carnage, audiences can look
George Lopez And Sandra Bullock Fly To South Africa For The Fifa World Cup Soccer Games
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - George Lopez, who is still upset that his sit-com was cancelled and Sandra Bullock, who is still upset that her husband Jesse "Dick With Feet" James cancelled their marriage with his
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