Stories Archive by Month - June
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The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls
NEW ORLEANS -Gary Chouest, owner of the NBA New Orleans Saints has just announced at a corporate breakfast that he has decided to change the name of his basketball team.
Chouest said that his team's recent
James Cameron Opts Out - More Hollywood Directors Sought
Well known for his abusive directing techniques within Hollywood, James Cameron was recently invited to the White House ostensibly in order to help solve the BP Oil Spill. In actuality, many insiders are commenting that
Cheryl Cole Waxwork Might Be Naked
A row has broken out at Madame Tussaud's! Whilst artists are busily moulding away the hot wax that will become her new dummy, the vexed question of what clothes 'it' should wear has
James Corden Taken Into Care By Rspca
Following a call received yesterday, the RSPCA dispatched a number of animal handlers to deal with "an out of control baboon" that was "terrorising the public".
Arriving at the scene, the handlers were surprised to see
Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite
LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James was sitting in his office watching the MTV Movie Awards Show with Skittles Valentine, one of his tattooed cycle chicks.
Suddenly he saw his wife Sandra go up on stage
Apple Releases Latest Splurge Item
The latest big white release from apple is the iWank, the most sought after gadget ever released by the company in the last five minutes.
The iWank is specially designed not to do anything that a
Sue Lowden Endorsed By Debra Lafave
LAS VEGAS - Former school teacher Debra Lafave, who was embroiled in a sex scandal with a student, has publicly endorsed Nevada GOP senatorial candidate Sue Lowden.
Sandra Bullock Kisses Scarlett Johansson On Mtv Awards
This is what you'll be missing, Jesse James! Sandra Bullock then walked over to the Award presenter and planted a two-handed, face-holding smooch on Scarlett Johansson at last night's MTV Movie Awards, then shrugged it
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