Stories Archive by Month - June
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Calderon Rehires Van Der Sloot To Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to
Dogs Now Allowed To Live In Some U.S. College Dorms
Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news.
For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel,
Penis Falls 45 Feet To Its Death, Murder Suspect Attached. Revised
The penis of unsuccessful porn actor and successful murderer Stephen Hill ended its life today, carrying Hill along with it.
The Love Truncheon's last moments were caught on tape by stunned news crews, who told us
Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Proudly Reveals What A Real Jerk He Is.
Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert cartoons, wrote a piece for the Wall Street Journal not long ago. In it, he postulates that, among other things, you should
US Postal Comes Clean
US Postal, Lance Armstrong's former cycling team admitted to cheating during his 7 Tour de France victories. In a strange twist, Armstrong himself remains untainted- US Postal say he knew nothing of their scams.
This latest
Peterborough And Krakow Wife Swap
The twinned towns of Peterborough and Krakow are to swap wives in what is expected to be one of the most complicated legal and logistical wedding events ever witnessed.
All of the towns solicitors and those
Pete's Gym-goer's Glossary
by Pete Puma
I was readin' a book my swami told me I had to read, somethin' about inner peas or some faggotized bullshit, and I didn't know what most of
Kate Gosselin And Joran Van Der Sloot Tapped For Tarantino Remake of 'Death Be Not Proud!'
Follywood is abuzz with the electric news that Master of Gore, Quentin Tarintino has cast Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot as the leads in the remake of John Gunther's heroic novel "Death Be
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