Stories Archive by Month - June
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Scuzzy Vulture Ex Wife Sold Pictures of Gary Coleman's Death
Proving that some humans have no end to how low they will sink, it has been revealed that Gary Coleman's ex-wife, Shannon "Dirtbag" Price, has sold pictures of the dead -and dying- teacup-sized actor to
Schools Failing To Teach Children The Core Beliefs of Christianity, Says Ofsted - I Say Leave Religion Out of Schools
As an 'educator' as teachers are now called, I worry about the rationale behind the headline that I read today: SHOOLS FAILING TO TEACH CHILDREN THE CORE BELIEFS OF CHRISTIANITY, SAYS OFSTED
Christ, I am so
US Porn Star Jumps Off Cliff In An Attempt To Discover The Ultimate 'Cum Job'!
US Porno star, Stephen Hill (appropriate name), searching for the ultimate 'cum job' tried everything and now he's reached his final 'climax'.
After years of working in the US porno business as a "big dicked" actor,
Betty White To Portray Brittany Murphy In Bio-pic
HOLLYWOOD -- Betty White has been tapped to play the part of Brittany Murphy in a motion picture docudrama about the late actress. The 88-year-old White said she was thrilled to be cast in the
Simon Cowell Receives Bafta Award - Was Susan Boyle In The Audience?
Yes, 'our' sweet-talking Simon has indeed won a BAFTA award for his work in 'the biz'. Now worth about l38 million pounds, he remained as humble as ever as he accepted his award.
He spoke
Spelbound Beat Terence And Philip From Southpark In Britain's Got Talent Final
A group of gymnasts from Kent were celebrating last night after outperforming Terence and Philip from Southpark in the Britain's Got Talent 2010 grand final.
The foul-mouthed Canadian duo from the popular cartoon wore the letters
CNN 'Race Study' Draws Criticism
A recent CNN study into the racial preferences of children stirs controversy.
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