Stories Archive by Month - June
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Al Gore Described As 'Sex Crazed Poodle' By Masseur; Tipper Calls On Dog Whisperer For Help!
In a still unraveling case in Oregon, police reports reveal a strange case of alleged crotch sniffing by former VP Al Gore described by the plaintiff as nothing more than ' a hound dog with
Alex Reid's Strap On Vuvuzela Makes Katie Price Glow
Don't ask! OK. If your really want to know the hot inside story lurking behind the headlines, here it is. Katie Price, desperate to get pregnant, preferably by her intended,
England V Germany - 'Chips' Time It's Personal!
In a break with tradition, the upcoming World Cup match between England and Germany will be played with a spark of extra passion. Forget the usual jokes about big moustaches, frankfurter sausages, women with hairy
Lindsay Lohan Requests Scram Bracelet Be Removed For Nude Shots!
A California judge is now being asked by attorneys for Lindsay Lohan, if she has to wear her SCRAM bracelet during nude photos.
However, the judge who has seen Lindsay three times already that has led
Breakthrough Discovery: Dinosaurs, Prehistoric Mammals Shared Common Language
Millions of years ago, dinosaurs roared upon the Earth. That is the startling discovery of Reina McSpamster, 18 months, of Outer Suburbia, Minnesota.
This author accompanied McSpamster on a recent expedition to the Science
'Europe's Most Perverted Dominatrix': Is It Susan Boyle?
London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo
Jls Tool-up For N-dubz Vuvuzela War
The boys that are JLS have had it 'up to there' with the antics of rival group N-Dubz. "One of dem N-Dubz wankers took a perv at my Rochelle", said Marvin yesterday. "Nobody
England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song
England supporters heading for Sunday's World Cup showdown with Germany in Bloemfontein have been advised against singing the traditional Two World Wars And One World Cup song to the tune of The Camptown Races by
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