Stories Archive by Month - June
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Jake Pavelka "The Bachelor" And His Fiancee Vienna Girardi Have Split Because of Pavelka's Three Inch Penis
NEW ORLEANS - Jake Pavelka was in town visiting a friend who is trying to sell his shrimp boat. Pavelka said that he was interested in buying it until he saw it and noticed that
Bbc Controller Secretly Pleased At England's Poor World Cup Performance
Chris Burgess
Dominic Mantle
The controller of the BBC is said to be quietly optimistic about the prospect of an imminent merciful reprieve in his torrid quest to broadcast all of the sport currently taking place.
“There is
Very Active Sun Flares May Make You Stay Inside: Scientists
Scientists are pretty well in agreement that the solar flares coming within a few more months could be at an all-time high.
"It could force people to stay indoors for days at a time" stated
Gen. Mchrystal Sets The Record Straight: I'm Inundated With Tribal Types, Petty Warlords, And Corrupt Leaders...
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Miley Cyrus Paid Perez Hilton To Post Indecent Photo
Lost Angeles, CA - The smoke has finally cleared surrounding the "no panties" picture of Miley Cyrus that had the internet buzzing for a solid week. Perez Hilton was attacked from all sides, even by
Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6.
When asked if the fact that AI
Late Night Thoughts
It's 4:30 AM now, but I've been up since 3:00 this morning. While waiting for my i-Phone to update to 4.0, I had some time to think before I
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