Stories Archive by Month - June
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Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match With Portugal Live
Pyongyang, North Korea - The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal.
Elin Woods Goes To College To Study Abnormal Behavior!
Elin Woods, estranged wife of Tiger Woods, has gone back to college to take classes in Psychology. Whether that means she's going to find even more ways to ask for more money from Tiger or
Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is
Abasement Brothel Busted In Chinese Paris Hilton
Chongqing - (Reuterus): A police dawn raid has shut down the notorious Purple Pussyfat brothel in Chongqing's Paris Hilton Hotel.
Over 100 clients and sex workers were arrested including the city's award winning transvestite hookers catering
Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James
Jesse James, the notorious husband of Sandra Bullock, has been telling everyone that he and Sandra are getting back together and that there will be no $200-300 million dollar settlement.
James, who has admitted several times
Susan Boyle To Be Contestant On "Dancing With The Stars"
Susan Boyle has, we heard recently from a very reliable source, expressed her desire to be on the reality show, 'Dancing With The Stars'.
When interviewed recently she is reported to have commented,
"Och aye. Tis
Utah Execution Industry €˜thriving'
Things are looking up for the recession-beaten economy of the US state of Utah, according to employment figures published today. They show that the number of jobs in the execution industry has skyrocketed in
Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse Man May Never Walk Again
The man who last week was taken to a Johannesburg hospital with a vuvuzela sticking out of his arse, has been said by doctors to be 'out of danger', but may never walk again, it's
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