Stories Archive by Month - June
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Jerry Seinfeld Says If Lady Gaga Ever Sits In His Yankees Box Again He'll Beat Her With Her Own Dress
NEW YORK CITY - Jerry Seinfeld is not one to mince words as Lady Gaga has found out. The man with the 'sing song' voice did not like the fact that the singer sat in
David Cameron To Consummate Nick Clegg Civil Partnership?
As their honeymoon period comes to an end, close friends are wondering when David & Nick are finally going to consummate their civil partnership. With more than 60% of the country in support of
Robert Pattinson On Romantic 'Eclipse' Safari With Kristen Stewart
R-Pattz and his 'secret' girlfriend K-Stew are planning a dramatic escape from LA immediately after Thursdays première of 'Eclipse'.
Within thirty minutes of the final credits, the loved-up couple will board a helicopter and fly to
Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, And Sir Paul Mccartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"
HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will soon begin production on the film Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story.
The
Van Der Sloot Is Mentally Ill, Says Mother!
The mother of Joran van der Sloot claims her son is mad as a hatter according to his mother's friend and apparent spokesperson, Pasel de la Schlep.
"Joran was always talking in a silly little wheezy
Valdez Vet To Pilot Petroleum Pickup
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Utah Execution Industry €˜thriving'
Things are looking up for the recession-beaten economy of the US state of Utah, according to employment figures published today. They show that the number of jobs in the execution industry has skyrocketed in the
Vuvuzelas Deployed To Afghanistan
In a daring move to help his beleaguered troops out of their dire predicament in Afghanistan, Supreme Allied Commander Barack Obama decreed that NATO troops be equipped with the infamous Vuvuzela in place of the
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