Stories Archive by Month - June
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Wanted: The Daily Discord Administrator Who Posted The Following Plug On Facebook
The Daily Discord admitts to its wrogdoings, Obama controls Hookers?, The Bone shouts out, and petruding pectorals now on the Daily Discord. Suggest us to your friends we promise they wont hate you for
Iphone 4 Recall - But Only For Left Handers
Rumors have astounded the telecommunications world today following the understanding that all cool new iPhone 4 phones bought by left-handed customers are to be recalled.
It has been alleged that when held in the left hand,
Lady Gaga Tells Her Parents To "Get Lost"
Some say Lady Gaga has finally reached the pinnacle of her success and is set to make a hard spiral downward if she doesn't adjust her mental attitude.
Instead of welcoming the attention she obviously craves
Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large
As the notorious British and German gutter press engage in a ferocious war of attrition ahead of Sunday's World Cup clash in Bloemfontein, German academic, Professor Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven, of the Wank Bavaria University School
Jackson Death Anniversary
The principal executor of the Michael Jackson estate has announced that the anniversary of the troubled singer's death is to be repeated in perpetuity.
"I firmly believe" says Uri Geller, spokesman for Jackson's spirit entity, "that
Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!
Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported
Fawlty Steps Into World Cup Drama
After an Emergency meeting of the famous Python Committee, named after the war hero Sir Monty Python, a distress call has been answered by Britain's premier retired diplomat Sir Basil Fawlty.
From his Tower in Torquay,
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