Stories Archive by Month - June

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Daily Links - 6/24/10

Dinosaur Bones - Largest cache of dinosaur bones discovered (via Slashdot). Tone Matrix - Have fun playing with this tone matrix. SyFy Answers - A senior executive at

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Justin Bieber Revealed To Be Canadian, Is Sent To The Phantom Zone With General Zod

Justin Bieber, the boy who duped desperate teens and their corpulent, premenopausal mothers into believing he was attractive, sent to the Phantom Zone with General Zod today, following the discovery that he is a 19

 The Spoof
Added: 24 June 2010
Wimbledon 2010 Correction - "That Wasn't World's Longest Ever Tennis Match" Says England's Geoff Boycott

Wimbledon 2010 Correction - "That Wasn't World's Longest Ever Tennis Match" Says England's Geoff Boycott

Careless media and Wimbledon claims that John Isner and Nicolas Mahut created a World Record for the Longest-Ever Tennis Match were exposed today by ex-England and Yorkshire opening batsman Geoffrey Boycott. "Them there folk from down

Susan Boyle To Be Judge On America's Got Talent

Susan Boyle To Be Judge On America's Got Talent

Susan Boyle has been asked to be on the panel of judges for the next season of 'America's Got Talent'. Susan has accepted the 'challenge' but has ONE stipulation. The stipulation is that

Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, And Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"

Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, And Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian Producer Benigo Luigi Montemarciano has just stated that he will soon begin production on his latest motion picture entitled, The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires. The film will star Justin Bieber,

 The Spoof
Added: 24 June 2010
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Bp Deploys Socks To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill

BP chief executive Tony Hayward announced the oil company's latest effort to clean up the Gulf oil spill - socks! "It's very simple really, socks float and soak up anything liquidy, so if we dump enough

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Stanley Mcchrystal Learns A Lesson

I know, I know, Stanley McChrystal. The "Spartan Warrior" who was so focused on his job that he rarely ate, drank or slept. Decades in the service. A fourth

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 June 2010
No Room For Truth In Obama Regime: General Resigns After Calling 'A Spade A Spade' In Afghan Policy Dispute

No Room For Truth In Obama Regime: General Resigns After Calling 'A Spade A Spade' In Afghan Policy Dispute

A career warrior General, graduate of West Point, leader of men in battle, and a product of the Honor Code, was replaced today as leader of Free World Forces in Afghanistan by a Community

 The Spoof
Added: 23 June 2010


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