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Feds Issued With Jackson Family Encino Compound Search Warrant

Feds Issued With Jackson Family Encino Compound Search Warrant

Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino. Over the

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Added: 28 June 2009
Michael Jackson's Ghost Interrupts Jarvis Cocker's  'Set' At Glastonbury.

Michael Jackson's Ghost Interrupts Jarvis Cocker's 'Set' At Glastonbury.

In a strange turn of irony, 'Pulp' front man Jarvis Cocker's set was interrupted by the ghost of Michael Jackson moonwalking across the stage - as he sang some dire dirges at Glastonbury today. Jarvis 18

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Added: 28 June 2009
Michael Jackson's Dna Says This Is Not Him!

Michael Jackson's Dna Says This Is Not Him!

A police coroner shocked everyone this morning when he announced that the body brought in to the hospital was NOT the real Michael Jackson. Through DNA testing and comparing them with Jackson's DNA fo years ago,

Michael Jackson Death Leaves 'King of Pop' Vacancy

Michael Jackson Death Leaves 'King of Pop' Vacancy

The sad, unexpected and untimely death of Michael Jackson has left a void at the top of the pop tree, which has created a rush of applicants for the position of 'King Of Pop.' Early frontrunners

Bizarre Findings In Michael Jackson Autopsy

Bizarre Findings In Michael Jackson Autopsy

Los Angeles CA-- Autopsy results for the late Michael Jackson were conducted early today by the FBI and Los Angeles Police Department. Special Agent Dana Scully-Mulder conducted the autopsy because of some "unusual" marks on

South Carolina Man Couldn't Care Less About Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett Or Mark Sanford

South Carolina Man Couldn't Care Less About Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett Or Mark Sanford

Gabe Jenkins, a 45-year-old South Carolina truck driver, claimed he really has no interest in the stories surrounding the deaths of Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett or the marital infidelities

Michael Jackson O2 Dates Cancelled

Michael Jackson O2 Dates Cancelled

It's been reported in the last few minutes, that Michael Jackson, the self-styled King of Pop who was due to start a 50-date string of appearances at the O2 Arena in London in July, has

Michael Jackson Not Dead!

Michael Jackson Not Dead!

There was confusion across the world this morning when, after it had initially been reported that Michael Jackson had died after suffering a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles home, HE APPEARED LIVE ON BBC



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