Stories Archive by Month - June
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Police Say: "David Carradine's Rope-end Found Around Michael Jackson's Neck After It Was Discovered Snaking Under The Pacific Ocean!
Bangkok, Thailand - Police officials have confirmed that the end of the rope that strangled David Carradine looped over 10,000 miles from the Bangkok hotel closet to Los Angeles and was discovered around the late
Michael Jackson Suspected of Faking His Own Death, Again
California - (Intestate Bankrupt Ass Mess): The tribute act known as Michael Jackson is believed to have faked his own death once again.
Early reports from the Seedy Sinai Clinic say Jackson, 69, suffered a simulated
Regular Guy Pissed Off That Coverage of Michael Jackson's Death Is Overshadowning Coverage of Farrah Fawcett's Death
A regular guy who reached puberty in the mid-seventies and masterbated for the first time in 1976 over Farrah Fawcett's iconic red swimsuit pin-up poster is pissed off that f%**ing Michael Jackson - of all
Witnesses Say, "UFO Flown By Elvis Scoops Up Michael Jackson!"
It was bound to happen sooner or later. The first reports of an Elvis piloted UFO were received moments after Michael Jackson died in UCLA Hospital in Los Angeles.
Described as a silvery disk with flashing
If Web Sites Were Movies
With the Facebook story being turned into a movie, we thought it would be fun to turn other Web sites into movies. Here's what we came up with...
Michael Jackson Is Dead And 'Brit Award' Saboteur Jarvis Cocker Is Banned From The Funeral
Media demon Michael Jackson 50 is dead causing the world media to go into shock. Some tabloids speculate he died to get back into the limelight after the rise of Susan Boyle and the illnesses
Governor Mark Sanford Takes A Chainsaw To His Marriage To Skil® Power Tool Company Heiress, Jenny Sanford
Columbia, SC - If Paris Hilton thought he had it bad this past weekend, he should take a look at the problems South Carolina Governor, Mark Sandford has had to deal with.
The Governor has been
Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding
LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her
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