Stories Archive by Month - June
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England V Germany - Or Was It Terry V Gerrard?
Here at Skoob News, we can't go too deeply into this issue due to reporting restrictions, but if what we've been led to believe from a variety of sources is actually true, then these so-called
No Comment Offered On England World Cup Squad Internal Warfare
Following the publication of certain 'rumours' alleging that the England World Cup squad was a party divided by loyalties relating to one side or another of the allegedly warring factions, centred around two prominent squad
Supreme Court Strikes Down Chicago Handgun Ban Just In Time For Mafia Centennial Celebrations
The United States Supreme Court has struck down the controversial Chicago handgun ban, a decision which may have national impact on parties as diverse as divorcing couples, angry teenagers, mothers of beauty contestants, litigators, and
New Report Confirms Conservatives Are Responsible For Runaway Health Costs
The results of an adult obesity study conducted by the Trust For Health (TFAH) and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation shows that states historically viewed as having the
Robert Pattinson Shines Twilight Torch On Kristen Stewart
Eclipse stars R-Pattz and K-Stew secretly slept together last week. They ran away into a deserted forest where Robert pitched an Indian teepee tent so that they could enjoy a night alone under the
Up And Coming Tmz Rival Pays Jon Gosselin To Do Stupid Stuff
Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level.
Spread'M is reportedly behind
Andy Murray To Shove Vuvuzela Up Rafa Nadal's Arse
Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, came through his quarter final match against France's Jo-Wilfried Tsonga yesterday to set up an exciting semi final clash with world number 1 Rafa Nadal, and told journalists
Wayne Rooney's Transfer Valuation Plummets
England and Man Utd star Wayne Rooney, alongside several other world names, has seen his transfer valuation nosedive after Capello's team flopped so disastrously in South Africa. A leaked Stock Market report reveals it
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