Stories Archive by Month - June
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The "Truth" Behind England World Cup Squad Disharmony
The truth behind England's disastrous World Cup showing has been revealed to Skoob News, and it all boils down to disharmony in the England camp, bordering on internal warfare between squad members.
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Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement
DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the
Mr. President, Please Criticize Me. I Need The Money
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Today Is Canada Day, Please Carry On With What You Were Doing
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Miley Cyrus Says She Turned Down A Role In The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Because Her Character Had No Nude Scenes
LAS VEGAS - Miley Cyrus was in Las Vegas to meet with the representatives of the brand new Golden Niblets Gambling Casino and Hotel.
Cyrus has been offered a one year deal to perform at the
Hordes of Ex-catholic Priests Stage "Santa For Kids" Convention In July
Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children.
"It's only once per year that
Dr. Conrad Murray Reports Recurring Nightmares Involving Michael Jackson's Litigious Father
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Palin Proposes €˜mound of Mexicans' To Stop Oil Leak
WASILLA, AK -- Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country illegally to form a giant "Mound
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